I have recently been notified that someone has actually _SEEN_ my page and then had the nerve to complain about it. I mean read title! I'm well aware that it sucks. You see no one is supposed to ever see this. I purposely left this page off the kd3bj home page listing so that no one would see it. In fact I have absolutely no idea why I am writing this because I certainly don't have any intention of letting anyone see it. Anyway back to the page.

Hi my page stinks. Although you may all dismiss that as a sign of poorly developed self confidence, which infact it is, it is also the truth... It has been my limited experience that a page of any merit has some focus, or topic whereas mine does not. On the other hand there are some pages that derive their content from ramble and nonsense, such as my friends Nick or Jim who pull it off quite well.

Before I go off rambling again I should advise all individuals allergic to, nauseated by, or bored by meaningless ramble to please leave this site at once.

You may be wondering why this paragraph consists entirely of links. Good for you.

You may be wondering why this paragraph consists of no links whatsoever. Good for you.

If you have read this far dispite the warnings I consider you severly strange and/or mentally unstable, in which case I would also like to advise you to never write any e-mail to me at the address of

You are the (e^(i*pi)+5) th person to visit this truly pathetic site.